An open letter to Yahoo

Dear Yahoo, after several years of diligent effort, you have finally succeeded in driving me to Gmail. From now on, I’ll be tyclevenger at gmail dot com. It was a tough race between you and Microsoft for worst customer service, but then you completely eliminated your customer service for email, even though I was paying extra for improved services. Brilliant strategy. You have now beaten Microsoft hands down, and you are truly the worst. Congratulations.